The First Blog From The Best Guy

Hi everybody, welcome to my first blog! I've set this up so that I can regularly post some insights and ramblings behind the videos that I post on YouTube. Hopefully you'll find that interesting in some way. Probably not as interesting as Ghostface "Cocaine Biceps" Killah's blog, but hopefully interesting enough to add something extra to the videos (if you liked them in the first place).

Anyways, let's take a look at Enviro-Bear 2000. I had to record this about 4 different times, no lie. I sat down thinking that it would only take me one try, but the first take I recorded was just horrible. I hadn't played in a while and couldn't grip the wheel or gear shift properly, as it's kinda awkward to begin with. At points I was spending like a solid minute pleading with my mouse (vocally) to help me to just grip the fucking gearshift. My son also decided that he was hungry and started crying, so that would have taken me hours to edit out and adjust the audio.

The second attempt was slightly better, but I died on the first level because I couldn't find a cave to hibernate in. If you haven't played Enviro-Bear 2000 or rage quit before seeing how you actually get Game Over, basically your car starts to slowly fill up with massive snowballs until you can't do anything and you just die there, alone in your car. Your car that you drove.... as a bear.

Third attempt was a bit better, but Enviro-Bear 2000 as you know is just crazy, and for some reason there were just too many badgers that attempt. I mean basically there was a badger in my car almost full-time every level it seemed, and despite my best efforts I could not throw him out of the car. Any time I tried to explain anything or talk about anything I'd just have to cut short and scream in anger at the badger. He'd pop in from off the screen at really inconvenient moments as well which often wrecked anything I was trying to say.

Finally, attempt 4 was recorded from start to finish and some random background noises from my house were edited out. I was pretty happy with the result however for some reason after editing and rendering the video the audio seemed completely out of balance, something I hadn't noticed when I double-checked the video before posting it to YouTube.

So there you go, some really insightful shit into how I made a crappy video about Enviro-Bear 2000! I'll probably write some more of these if there's enough interest in them so let me know.